For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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