all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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