i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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