Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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