Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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