yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
what day is it and did you see me today?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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