just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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