Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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