Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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