I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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