Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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