come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
