I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
