i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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