Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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