the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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