i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
okay pat passed out under dana's car
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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