Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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