you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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