But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I party with great urgency now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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