You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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