Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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