I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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