Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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