I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Shame is for Republicans.
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