Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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