Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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