So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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