Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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