covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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