at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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