Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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