FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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