dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Every concussion has its silver lining
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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