so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
