Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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