idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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