I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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