evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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