So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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