Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Randomize
