all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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