so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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