Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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