He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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