is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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