Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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