nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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