For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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