I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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