I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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