why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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