We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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