Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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