I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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