Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
time to smoke my breakfast
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I understand Curling. That high.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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